An Earthling's letter of complaint

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An Earthling’s letter of complaint

Dear God,

I wish to complain about all this sadness that came with this meat body I agreed to wear in this lifetime.

This really was not a part of the agreement. I promised to release and revisit past experiences and grow into a being of light that could help others. But I was never told that this would involve releasing so much pain and so many tears. 

I think it is very important that you communicate much more clearly with me and other souls that are agreeing to be your representatives here on Earth. Otherwise,  I am certain that you will not have as many faithful servants as you do today. 

I request that you promptly return me to my status as disembodied angelic energy presence, so that I can rid myself of this horrendously depressed living carcass that I’ve been dragging around all my life.

I must warn you that I have requested the support of the devil in making sure that I am treated fairly. If you do not comply, he will help me by giving me a space in his realm. He promises that there will be no sadness there.

I hope that you can comply with my requests so that I can continue to be a voice of your light and love in this world, and to bring joy and peace to the planet and the galaxy in all my future incarnations. 

Yours truly,

Earthling

p.s. Next life can you send me somewhere that isn’t in the midst of a polycrisis?